Bored with Facebook

Bored with Facebook
A poem by Poobah

Facebook is busy,
It's speed really stinks!
No friends click on 'Like' now,
When I post a link.

I used to play Farmville,
Then Mafia Wars.
But I've found that they're pointless,
And terrible bores.

I know, I'll learn knitting,
And maybe crochet!
Create nice ceramics,
Or go write a play.

I could take up painting,
(Maybe Cathy would help)
Or Texan Toe Wrestling.
Or cooking with kelp!

I might become famous!
Like Grouse, or J-Lo!
Appear in OK,
Or even Hello!

Or celebrity Big Brother,
With Vanessa Phelp*.
But I think that's now finished.
Oh God, I need Help!

It's all total rubbish.
I'll burn my TV!
To be honest there's f**k all,
That I want to see!

I've no patience with hobbies.
I hate to play games.
I don't want to be famous.
My life's just so lame!

Oh so much self pity!
You must think me a jerk!
I'll turn off my computer,
And get back to work.

*s